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Oh, Josh Brolin!In the new issue of W Magazine, Josh Brolin tells us exactly what he thinks of his father. You can smell the Tequila dripping off of his words: “My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever. I was making a joke and I said, ‘If I was a chick, I’d fuck you.’ He was lik... |
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Douche With A DonutIn case you didn't figure it out from the overwhelming stench of dirty douche water reeking from these pictures, it's Pete Wentz in a disguise. A disguise that makes him look like Ned Flanders going to a Halloween party as Doris Day. Only this twat bag could make a delectable donut look like a th... |
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Daisy Is Over This ShitDepressed Daisy is still in the hands of the big-tittied frog beast. I think Ty Ty Banks would call Daisy's stare, "begging for fucking mercy wit yo eyez." I feel for Daisy. It looks like she never got that secret package of ludes I sent her. Maybe she can find a little catnip to ease h... |
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I Guarantee It Doesn't Smell Like RosesJohn Law is my favorite person of the day! He reviewed Jessica Simpson's performance at the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario,Canada on Wednesday and he basically tore her a new one. Papa Joe, that's just a saying. Jessica doesn't actually have a new hole. You can break your boner now. John writes in th... |
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 28th!This wasn't what Papa Joe had in mind when Chestica asked him to put on some spandex and get high. - Nikki Lamb Runners-up: Solange told me that the "basement voice" advised this would be a winning look for today. Suddenly, I'm not so sure. - waywhiteboyj Somewhere in Gotham, a child is... |
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At Least Her Mouth Isn't Wide OpenPapa Joe must be patting himself on the back fat this morning for getting his daughter on the cover of People Magazine. The photographer and his staff should win some award for getting Jessica Simpson to pose without her mouth looking like a fly trap. It probably took a few yards of chicken wire and ... |
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