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Beer Whore

Beer-loving tranny alert! Since Jessica Simpson is so fucking country now, she's decided to be the spokeswhore for a Dallas-based beer called Stampede Light Plus. By the looks of their ad, Stampede is trying to cater to country tranny porn stars with swollen pussy lips. FUG! Not only will the big...

Jessica set to push beer

Is Tony Romo Cheating on Jessica Simpson with Carrie Underwood?

According to what Carrie Underwood is saying, yes, Tony Romo's cheating on Jessica Simpson and he's lusting after his ex, Carrie Underwood.What exactly did Carrie hope to accomplish by saying Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend still calls her?! Maybe Tony did call Carrie, but he's not going to n...

Jessica Simpson Claims She Has Been Abused

The ‘Come on Over’ singer made the startling confession in a candid interview, although she refused to go into any further details. When asked by Elle magazine if she had ever been physically abused, the singer said: “I don't want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse ...

Is That A Question?

This is the cover for Jessica Simpson's first cuntry album. The cover fits Jessica perfectly! It's cheap, boring and underwhelming. Just like her! I would say it looks like fan art, but does this bitch still have fans? This cover is still better than Papa Joe's idea. He probably wanted Jessica su...

Jessica Simpson goes clubbing… did she gain weight?

Jessica Simpson went out with a friend… they’re in NYC… and they really should have planned their outfits better.  They’re not “twins”, but they definitely look like they planned to wear their animal print dresses… One of them should have been li...